The Rocking Song
Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir;
We will rock you, rock you, rock you,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you:
Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable alternative.
Please note, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock baby Jesus. Persons must carry their CRB disclosure with them at all times and be prepared to provide three forms of identification before rocking commences.
Today we got given a flyer and sent an e-mail about a lunch-time walk. This certainly sounds nice on the face of it – a scenic stroll next to the river in the company of interesting colleagues and in decent (if not fine) weather.
That, my friends, is where Local Government kicked in.
If we wanted to take part in this walk firstly we had to register our interest. Register interest?! It’s a walk for crying out loud!!! What possible reason could there be for registering interest in walking from a to b – if we are interested then we’ll just do it!